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ว่าด้วยเรื่อง"อ้ายแมนฯยู"
อ้ายแมนฯยูเป็นลูกป้าคำร้านข้าวป้าคำเรสเตอรอง
แกเป็นแฟนแมนฯยูเลยเรียกแก"อ้ายแมนฯยู"
วันไหนมีบอลเป็นได้โม้ทุกครั้ง
แมนฯยูอย่างนั้นแมนฯยูอย่างนี้"อาร์เซเน่าเหรอ ลิเวอร์พรุนอ่อนๆ"
เหอะๆวันไหนปืนใหญ่เราฟอร์มไม่ดีก็ต้องอดเอา
วันไหนผีห่วยเราไปแซว แกก็ยังพูดดูดีได้อีกซะงั้น
เหอะๆหยามกันไปหยามกันมาคั่กอีหลี
แต่หลังจาก 5-1 อุตส่าห์ไม่ไปร้านแกตั้งอาทิตย์นึง
ไปอีกครั้งก็ยังขุดมาพูดอยู่
เด๋วเหอะรอปืนใหญ่ยิงกระจายก่อน กลับมาเอาคืนแน่
"อ้ายแมนฯยู"

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F.A. Cup Semi Final 98/99 Man.Utd.-Arsenal
 


Manchester United vs Arsenal 2003
 


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เค๊าท์ดาวน์วันเด็กน้อย

วันก่อน(คืนวันศุกร์ 11 ม.ค.)ไปตั้งแคมป์บนดอยมา เค๊าท์ดาวน์วันเด็ก ไม่ได้ไปไกลร้อกใกล้ๆนี่เอง "ดอยปุย" อากาศเย็นมาก ขึ้นไปทางก็เปลี่ยวกะลังมืดๆซะหละขึ้นมาครบกันทั้ง 7 คนก็ปาไปทุ่มหนึ่งละ ก็เก็บบรรยากาศมาให้ดูพระอาทิตย์ขึ้นตอนเช้า ไปดูดอกซากุระเมืองไทย หมู่บ้านเช้าม้ง เอาพระอาทิตย์ขึ้นไปดูก่อนละกัน..

  
"พระอาทิตย์ขึ้นยามเช้าที่ดอยปุย"

วันหลังจะเอาซากุระมาให้ดู..

 Stamp 7 ::

 

Joke One
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender explains that the bar doesn't have any quackers. The next day, the same duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The bartender again explains that the bar doesn't serve quackers. Sure enough, the very next day, the duck again walks into the bar and asks for some quackers. The bartender screams at the duck, "If you come in here one more time, I'm going to nail your beak into the wall with a hammer and some nails! " A few days pass, and then the duck walks into the bar again.The bartender notices the duck and says, "I'm warning you!" The duck replies, "Do you have a hammer?" The bartender replies, "No!" The duck asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender replies, "No!" The duck grins and asks, "Do you have any quackers?"

Joke Two
A True Senior Moment

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes," the man said and then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Joke Three
Things a Mother would never say.
1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed
and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like
I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

Joke Four
A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says," Hey, where'd you get the pig." She says, "It's not a pig it's a duck." He says, "I was talking to theduck."

Joke Five
He is not stupid!
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

Joke Six
Confused Child
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!

Joke Seven
The seal
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing," his mother asked? "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for
the seal."

Joke Seven
The nice guy
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?" The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

 

 

Joke Eight
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Joke Nine
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Joke Ten
Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.
He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power.
But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.

Joke Eleven
Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Joke Twelve
Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Joke Thirteen
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."

Joke Fourteen
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Joke Fifteen
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Joke Sixteen
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Joke Seventeen
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Joke Eighteen
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Joke Nineteen
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Joke Twenty
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Joke Twenty One
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.